OK, so these aren’t like the REAL crop circles. But when I went outside to fill the bird feeder and saw my front yard I couldn’t help but laugh.
So what really happened was that I chose the cheapest sprinkler that the store had and apparently the factory didn’t do a lot of testing before they deemed worthy to sell.
There’s a nice green circle in the center where the sprinkler sat, which I’m assuming meant that the silly thing leaked water. Surrounding the green circle is a nice ring of dead grass where no water at all landed. Then it’s all wrapped up by a beautiful green circle around that where the water actually fell.
Then if you look closely at the top of the photo you’ll see the rest of the dead yard. ~ sigh ~ Not a good year for grass around here. And now I’m hoping that any aliens that fly by overhead will not misinterpret the crop circles as an invitation to land!!!
Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby;
worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton court; baseball diamond; restful
green perspectives leading the eye to a background of flower beds, shrubs, or hedge;
green shadows - "This lawn, a carpet all alive/With shadows flung from leaves' - as
changing and as spellbinding as the waves of the sea, whether flecked with sunlight
under trees of light foliage, like elm and locust, or deep, dark, solid shade,
moving slowly as the tide, under maple and oak. This carpet!
- Katharine S. White, Onward and Upward in the Garden, 1979